Hope

Hope has to be the number one product of the United States of America. People clamor to enter our borders for it. We package it and sell it in soap bottles. Go diamond, yeah! Put a picture of a Mercedes on your refrigerator! The city of Hollywood manufactures and exports trainloads of the stuff and gluts the world with it. We have churches on every corner around here. They may not be as savvy as California, but they try various speils and ply their trade. With this massive gross national product, why is it so difficult to actually obtain a personal supply of this stuff? I don't have very much to spend. Guess I've wasted an awful lot on counterfeits. Let's see, what's left in my pocket? Okay, here you go. I'll take a penny's worth.